{"id":129676,"date":"2013-07-10T10:12:19","date_gmt":"2013-07-10T10:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/transinfo.pl\/x\/inforail\/monciak-krupowki-czyli-wakacje-na-torach\/"},"modified":"2013-07-10T10:12:19","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T10:12:19","slug":"monciak-krupowki-czyli-wakacje-na-torach","status":"publish","type":"inforail","link":"https:\/\/transinfo.pl\/x\/inforail\/monciak-krupowki-czyli-wakacje-na-torach\/","title":{"rendered":"Monciak &#8211; Krup\u00f3wki czyli wakacje na torach"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Absurd&oacute;w w polskiej kolej jest wiele. Jednym z nich jest rozk\u0142ad jazdy poci\u0105gu TLK &bdquo;Monciak &ndash;Krup&oacute;wki&rdquo;relacji Zakopane &ndash;Gdynia G\u0142&oacute;wna, w sierpniu 2013 roku, kt&oacute;ry ca\u0142\u0105 tras\u0119 pokonuje w &bdquo;tylko&rdquo;nieca\u0142e 17 godzin. Na miejscu Kaszuba, kt&oacute;ry chce pojecha\u0107 w g&oacute;ry, albo g&oacute;rala, kt&oacute;ry chce pojecha\u0107 nad morze nale\u017cy nic tylko si\u0105\u015b\u0107 i paln\u0105\u0107 sobie w g\u0142ow\u0119. Poci\u0105g z Zakopanego wyrusza o godz. 19:14 i po godzinie jazdy zalicza pierwszy stop. W Chab&oacute;wce rozk\u0142adowy czas postoju &ndash;10 minut. Wiadomo zmiana kierunku jazdy. Historia powtarza si\u0119 po nast\u0119pnej godzinie jazdy &ndash;w Suchej Beskidzkiej. Stoimy 14 minut. Powody te same. Dalej Krak&oacute;w P\u0142asz&oacute;w. Tu poci\u0105g stoi ju\u017c 18 minut. W Krakowie G\u0142&oacute;wnym prawdziwa sielanka, tylko 7 minut postoju. A potem ju\u017c prosta droga do Warszawy Zachodniej, przez &hellip;Koluszki. Bo Koluszki to wa\u017cna metropolia, kt&oacute;ra musi mie\u0107 po\u0142\u0105czenie bezpo\u015brednie z Zakopanem i z Gdyni\u0105. I tak zamiast 3 godzin do Warszawy z Krakowa TLK jedzie 5 godzin. Warszawa. Stolica. Warto zatem zatrzyma\u0107 si\u0119 na d\u0142u\u017cej. Stoimy na trzech stacjach. Na pocz\u0105tek Warszawa Zachodnia. Minuta postoju. Dalej Warszawa Centralna. Stoimy 26 minut. Musimy si\u0119 chyba wpasowa\u0107 w lipcowy rozk\u0142ad jazdy, kt&oacute;ry zak\u0142ada przyjazd do Warszawy prawie p&oacute;\u0142 godziny p&oacute;\u017aniej. No i Warszawa Wschodnia. Tu standardowo, czy to w lipcu czy w sierpniu, 18 minut postoju. A dalej ju\u017c prosta droga do Gdyni wiecznie remontowan\u0105 tras\u0105 E65 przez Dzia\u0142dowo. Legionowo, Nowy Dw&oacute;r Mazowiecki, o dziwo nie ma postoju w Modlinie, Nasielsk, Ciechan&oacute;w, M\u0142awa, Dzia\u0142dowo, I\u0142awa &ndash;5 minut postoju, Prabuty, Malbork &ndash;3 minuty postoju, Tczew &ndash;2 minuty postoju, i ju\u017c jeste\u015bmy w Tr&oacute;jmie\u015bcie. Gda\u0144sk G\u0142&oacute;wny, Gda\u0144sk Wrzeszcz, Gda\u0144sk Oliwa, Sopot i Gdynia. Prawdziwe Twoje Linie Kolejowe, bo wcale ju\u017c nie takie tanie! Bilet kosztuje ponad 85 z\u0142. <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><a title=\"Standard wi\u0119kszo\u015bci TLK \"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Standard wi\u0119kszo\u015bci TLK \" alt=\"Standard wi\u0119kszo\u015bci TLK \" src=\"http:\/\/www.infobus.pl\/files2\/57002\/dsc01010_760.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>Zobaczmy ile czasu mogliby\u015bmy zaoszcz\u0119dzi\u0107, dzi\u0119ki uprzejmo\u015bci PKP, jad\u0105c z Zakopanego do Gdyni.<\/div>\n<table cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>Odcinek\/Stacja<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>Mo\u017cliwe oszcz\u0119dno\u015bci<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>Uwagi<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>Chab&oacute;wka <\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>10 minut<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>Przy za\u0142o\u017ceniu, \u017ce poci\u0105g prowadz\u0105 dwie lokomotywy (push&amp;pull)<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>Sucha Beskidzka<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>13 minut<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>Przy za\u0142o\u017ceniu, \u017ce poci\u0105g prowadz\u0105 dwie lokomotywy (push&amp;pull)<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>Krak&oacute;w P\u0142asz&oacute;w<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>14 minut<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>Przy za\u0142o\u017ceniu, \u017ce poci\u0105g prowadz\u0105 dwie lokomotywy (push&amp;pull)<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>Krak&oacute;w G\u0142&oacute;wny <\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>5 minut<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>Krak&oacute;w &ndash;Koluszki &ndash;Warszawa<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>120 minut<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>Dlaczego nie CMK?<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>Warszawa Centralna<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>20 minut<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>Warszawa Wschodnia <\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>10 minut<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>I\u0142awa<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>3 minuty<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>Malbork<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>2 minuty<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div>Tczew <\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>1 minuta<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div><strong>\u0141\u0105cznie<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div><strong>198 minut<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div>Przyk\u0142ad&oacute;w takich jak TLK Monciak &ndash;Krup&oacute;wki jest pewnie wi\u0119cej. Czy\u017cby PKP Intercity wychodzi\u0142y z za\u0142o\u017cenia, \u017ce skoro pasa\u017cer jedzie na wakacje, to czas nie jest istotny? Jest przecie\u017c na urlopie, nie powinien si\u0119 \u015bpieszy\u0107, a je\u015bli ju\u017c to \u015bpieszy\u0107 wedle starego (nie wiadomo czy g&oacute;ralskiego) porzekad\u0142a &bdquo;\u015bpiesz si\u0119 powoli&rdquo;? A mo\u017ce podr&oacute;\u017c poci\u0105gami TLK jest na tyle przyjemna, \u017ce ka\u017cda dodatkowo sp\u0119dzona minuta jest na wag\u0119 z\u0142ota? Pytania te pozostawiamy (na razie) bez odpowiedzi. <\/div>\n<p>Zestawienie na podstawie rozk\u0142adu jazdy poci\u0105gu w dniu 15 sierpnia 2013 roku.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":129677,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"closed","template":"","categories":[26],"tags":[225,29,151,1787],"class_list":["post-129676","inforail","type-inforail","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-przewoznicy","tag-gdynia","tag-pkp-intercity","tag-tlk","tag-zakopane"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v21.8 (Yoast SEO v23.7) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Monciak &#8211; Krup\u00f3wki czyli wakacje na torach - TransInfo Archiwum<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/transinfo.pl\/x\/inforail\/monciak-krupowki-czyli-wakacje-na-torach\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pl_PL\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Monciak &#8211; Krup\u00f3wki czyli wakacje na torach\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Absurd&oacute;w w polskiej kolej jest wiele. 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